You can swap anything on Cooffer, EXCEPT…

Please DON'T swap your wife;
you have taken a vow to take care of her for the rest of your life, even if she buys pink bedsheets; dresses you up like a sophisticated man and makes you do dishes while you are watching ball games.
Please DON’T swap your husband;
Even if he loses his six-pack after 3 month of marriage, eats donuts while you are on diet, and snores when you put on sexy PJs. Hey! You’ve swear to love him for the rest of your life, didn’t you?
Please DON’T swap your parents;
they have gone through enough trouble raising you.
Please DON’T swap your children
Even though your little girl always spends too much on buying cosmetics, because she has inherited your beautiful eyes. Your boy is playing too much video game, because he’s inherited your wittiness and brilliance.
Please DON’Tswap your boyfriend, girlfriend, or other intimate partner.
Just go out and find new ones; swapping is not the solution.
Please DON’T swap your boss
he/she is the one who pays for your loans, bills, and mortgage.
Please DON’T swap your pets
Yes, occasionally they do their business in your house, bite your shoes, socks or pee on your homework assignments. After all, they are still your best friends.
Please DON’Tswap illegal goods or things that does not belong to you
you might end up in jail.
Please DON’Tswap your organs
Just check the “organ donor” box on your driver’s license.
Please DON’T swap food or medicines
Even if you are too lazy to buy food, you can just order some Chinese chow-mein for free delivery.